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The DNC Agenda–Just in Case You Missed It.

August 29, 2008

Well, I watched as much as I could stand of the speechs, the hoopla and the excitement.  In case you just couldn’t stomach it and refused to watch it, I thought I’d share the agenda so that you would at least know what you missed.  Above are our friends at code pink making signs and protesting–aren’t they cute.

Here is the agenda for the Democratic National Convention:

2008 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 pm  OPENING FLAG BURNING

7:15 pm  PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N. (in Spanish first, then English)

7:25 pm  NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP – Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm  CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING – Darryl Hanna and Sheryl Crow

7:55 pm TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm  HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET – Al Gore

8:15 pm  GAY WEDDING PLANNING – Rosie O’Donnel and Ellen Degeneres

8:35 pm  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 pm  OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS – John Kerry

9:00 pm  MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm  ANSWERING MACHING ETIQUETTE AND FAMILY VALUES – Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm  COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND – Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm  FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY – Sean Penn

11:30 pm  OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS – William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm  HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS AND CAUSED HURRICANE KATRINA – Howard Dean

12: 15 am  TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am  SATELLITE ADDRESS – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am  NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA – Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

1:05 am  CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA AND SACRIFICES AT THE ALTAR

1:30 am  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

1:35 am  BILL CLINTON ASKS TED KENNEDY TO DRIVE HILLARY HOME.

1:40 am  Bill Clinton gawks at possible McCain VP

 

1:45 am  Bill Clinton switches party affiliations.

-So, in case you missed the festivities, I just wanted you to know exactly what you missed.  Have a wonderful Labor Day weekend and pray that this VP pick is not a mistake.

-Murphy

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