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I’m Voting For the Belmont Basketball Team for President

March 21, 2008

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As you may have heard, last night the men of Belmont nearly rose up and defeated the #2 seed Duke.  Unfortunately they did not prevail with Duke edging them in the last few seconds 71-70.  However, as I watched this game it occurred to me that the Belmont team would make a great President.

1.  First-they were in a war that most people had decided they could not win.  Only 2% of Vegas betters had Belmont winning the game.  Nevertheless, they continued to fight hard all the way to the end, never showing any signs of defeat or signs that they believed they could not win.

2.  They played with class–they did not criticize Duke or try and belittle them as a way of making their point, they simply rose to the occassion, played better than they were expected to and showed class and stamina.

3.  They didn’t race bait–they never pointed out how “white” Duke was compared to them or how they were being oppressed by Duke or how Duke was playing a race card to get ahead.  They simply met them on the floor man to man and out-played them most of the game.

4.  They are not any more or less experienced than either Democrat candidate, nor or they any less qualified.  As for McCain–well he does have them beat on that–but they are much younger so there’s that.

In the end, the team I wanted didn’t win.  The difference–in the Fall the candidate with the most credibility, experience, stamina and integrity will win the most coveted office in Government in the World.  Sorry Obama–better luck next time.

Have a great and wonderful Easter–or at least one better than this kid:  (note to Parents–if the Easter bunny resembles the love child of Satan and Steven Tyler–probably going to make your kid cry) 

-Murphy

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Interview With An Obama Supporter

March 18, 2008

Well, I continue to be amazed at the support this man has obtained.  I know there is a lot of Bush-hatin’ goin’ on out there–but so many people are ready to throw their freedoms away to a leader willing to expand government intrusion into our lives and suck away millions more $ from our pockets in the form of higher taxes, expand entitlements for the “poor” and tax the producers thereby discouraging production and innovation.  And this is amazing–so I thought I’d send out a senior level of my staff here at Murphy Klasing’s Conservative Blog to interview a few Obama supporters and find out the truth behind their robotic praise of this man.

 Here is what we found:

(First to the guy on the left):  “So tell us, why are you supporting Obama for President?”

Jethro: “Because Obama stands for Change and for Hope and for the Future and we need Change and Hope in the Future because right now is the present and we stand here without Hope or even Hope for Change in the present because it is already here.”

“Okay, but what type of Change is he proposing that you support?”

Jethro: “The kind of Change that brings Hope to the Future.  You see, in the Future we must have Change because without it there will be no Hope.  If we live in the Future without Hope, then we will be the same….and…look at me, I need change.”

“Um, okay, let’s see what you have to say.”  (Turning to the middle guy)

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 “So, you seem to be pretty gung-ho about Obama, with the face shirt and all, what do you consider Obama’s greatest accomplishment so far?”

Monty“Well, he stayed in the race for President when he was initially losing to that white chick.  Ummm…oh, and he has developed a plan for the Future.”

“Well, I meant what accomplishments does he have prior to running for President that qualifies him for such a high position in the World?”

Monty: “Oh, well, I just started liking him when he started running so I’m not sure, but someone on your blog said he had been a community leader once and he taught at a law school or somthing but the thing is, he knows the Future because he has had Hope for it and that Hope means that he can Change the Future…which is good because right now the Future is bad news with all the gas prices and the war that Bush and Halibut started.”

“You mean Halliburton?”

Monty:  “Yeah, that company that Cheney is running.”

“You realize, don’t you that Cheney is the Vice-President?”

Monty:  “Really?  I thought he was like the CEO or CFO or whatever.”

“Well, we are getting off track, let’s talk to our last supporter.”

(turning to the guy on the right) 

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“I see you’ve been given your indoctrination papers, er… your Obama support package, can you tell me does it trouble you that Obama continues to stand behind a Preacher who spews hate-filled, racist, anti-American sentiment from the pulpit?”

Mike: “Look here, I’m not gonna be trapped into some right-wing nut jobs’ idea of a “fair and balanced” interview–if you want to talk about the issues, I’m happy to discuss them.  First, Obama is a man who understands Change.  He understands it and therefore can bring it.  Second, he understands Hope.  He understands it and therefore he can raise it.  Third, he understands the Future.  He understands it therefore he can make it.  You want me to repeat that?”

“No, I think I got it, but can you tell me what the *$#&@ that means?  I mean seriously what kind of Change, What kind of Hope and what is his vision for the Future?”

Mike:  “I think you need to get off my porch right now.  If you cannot understand the kind of Hope and Change he can bring to the Future, then you obviously have your head stuck in a pile of garbage being fed to you by Rush and Hannity.”

“Okay, but wait, one more question, how does he differ philisophically from Hillary?”

Mike: “I guess you are blind.  He is not a Clinton, he is not a woman, and he is not white.”

“Oh, but his grandmother was white…”

Mike: “Get off my porch.”

-Murphy

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Hillary Clinton Brought Peace to Ireland–And Invented Post-Its.

March 10, 2008

 As you may have already heard, last Wednesday on CNN, Hillary Clinton proclaimed that she “helped bring peace to Northern Ireland.”  The First Minister of Ireland, Lord Trimble of Linsagarvey said that her claim was a “wee bit silly.”

I love that the Irish say “wee bit.”  I don’t know why, but I LOVE IT!

Anyway, just because, in this one isolated instance, she may have exaggerated her role doesn’t mean she hasn’t accomplished numerous other things.  I just thought, as the election continues that you ought to know about the rest that Hillary has done.  She hasn’t admitted all of these yet, but she will, in due time, maybe in a “wee bit.” 

 Other things Hillary Has Accomplished:

1.  She Introduced Nancy Reagan to Her Now Secret Love-Mr. T.

Say what you want about her, but that Hillary is certainly a matchmaker–and anyway she likes Nancy–it was just her husband that she would like to dig up and slap.

2.  She Started the “White-Man Slave Camp” at the White House

Here you see a staff member during the Clinton Presidency that worked for Hillary.  To show her sensitivity to the horrors of slavery inflicted by the white man–she required all staffers to enter through this door.  She is so sensitive!

3. She Knows How To Entertain a Terrorist

Following this photo, Ms. Clinton put on some finger symbols and began to dance and shake.  It was amazing!

4.  During Her Campagin She Revolutionized Immigration Reform

Amazingly, the number of arrests have been reduced by half–but only among the Chinese and suburban white families.

5. She Single-Handedly Made Sure that The Trade Center Towers Fell Straight Down and not On Top Of Other Buildings

Probably her greatest accomplishment to date–Hillary, while in New York on 9/11 went to Ground Zero and using nothing more than her cosmic energy and a raised palm, made sure the towers did not topple.  I hate to “out” her on this one because I know she is saving it–but I just feel the world needs to know now.  How can you possibly make a wise election decision without all the facts?  You can’t.

She is Hillary, she is woman, she is something.

-Murphy  (This post is dedicated to Laurie Kendrick–because I know how much Hillary means to you)

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