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The Queen of Socialism Calls Dissenters “Un-American”

August 10, 2009

Apparently, shouting out your views against Health Care is Un-American.  That is what Nancy Pelosi states in her USA Today opinion article.  How is it that Ms. Pelosi can write an opinion article in USA Today supporting socialized medicine, but Republican congressmen are having trouble sending out fliers to their constituency because Ms. Pelosi won’t approve the language being used to tell the truth about this radical takeover of our health care industry? 

Ms. Pelosi, (Lord help me I never thought I’d do THIS)-I suggest you take some advice from ….

(can I say it?)….

Hillary Clinton:

Sorry folks, I know that listening to that cackle will make asbestos melt, but I guess it doesn’t apply when people are against Democrats and their policies.  It apparently only applies when you are condemning George Bush.

One day I’ll get these silly rules straight.  I keep looking to the Constitution, but obviously the Rules are written somewhere else.

-Murphy

In a Race That Is Not About Race–Don’t Forget The Cracker Vote

September 25, 2008

Well, the wheels have finally come off.  Bill Clinton, in an inteview with Larry King last night re-injected race into the politics of this Presidential election.  When asked why he was postponing his campaigning for Obama he said this: “When [the Clinton Global Initiative] is over, and after the Jewish holidays, which follow close on it, I intend to go to Florida, to Ohio, to northeast Pennsylvania, and to Nevada at a minimum,” he said. “I may do events in Arkansas depending on what the Democratic Party does down there. And I’ve agreed to do some fundraising for them in California and New York.”

Larry King then asked him: “Are you kind of feeling Jewish that you’re waiting until after the Jewish holidays?”

“No. But I think it would be — if we’re trying to win in Florida, it may be that,” Clinton began, before discussing his real Florida target: “You know, they think that because of who I am and where my politic[al] base has traditionally been, they may want me to go sort of hustle up what Lawton Chiles used to call the ‘cracker vote’ there.  But Senator Obama also has a big stake in doing well in the Jewish community in Florida, where Hillary did very well and where I did very well. And I just think respecting the holidays is a good thing to do,” he said.

That’s right–that just happened.  I wish I had made this up–it’s great!

Now many (including Rush Limbaugh) have opined that the Clinton’s are really mad about the way in which Obama has treated them and are hoping he loses so she has a shot to run again in 2012.  I would say that these comments solidify that theory.

But wait, maybe Bill didn’t mean “Cracker” like “Honky” or “Whitey.”  Maybe he meant this kind of cracker:

Where can I get one of these?

No, I think he meant exactly what he said.  Now so no one is mistaken–here are the only 2 logical dictionary definitions for “Cracker” that he could have meant:

4. (initial capital letter) Sometimes Disparaging and Offensive. a native or inhabitant of Georgia (used as a nickname).
5. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. a poor white person living in some rural parts of the southeastern U.S.

So I guess Bill didn’t mean #4 unless he was mistaking Florida for Georgia.  So…he was referring to poor white people who live in rural areas of Florida–and somehow waiting until after Jewish holidays will help him go down and get the vote of those people.  Like maybe this person:

Um, Bill–I don’t think voting is first on her mind.  And what I would pay to see you visit her house.

No, Bill meant to disparage white people as if Barack had approved of such a disparaging comment or as if to say, “Obama told me to go down at get the Jew vote and the Cracker vote.”  He was hoping that such a comment would reflect badly on Barack–as part of his sabotage efforts.

You go Bill.

-Murphy

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Obama Says Lay Off My Wife-How Dare We Speak the Truth.

May 20, 2008

Yesterday Obama decided to lash out at Tennessee–just another state where people are clinging to their guns and religion–for an advertisement that shows Michelle Obama saying that “this is the first time I’ve been proud to be an American.”  That ad is then contrasted with Tennesseeians talking about why they are and always have been proud to be an American.

Not a suprise really.  I mean after all–she has made anti-American speeches but she isn’t running for President so we should not exercise our First Amendment rights and criticize the anti-American rhetoric she spews.

After all-democrats always lay off candidates’ families during an election.  Remember, John Edwards in the VP debate being careful not to mention the fact that Cheny’s daughter was a lesbian.

Oh yeah, I forgot, he did mention that.  Well what about Bill Clinton–I don’t want to defend him, but Barack has taken shots at him.  Remember how he was attacked for calling Obama’s lack of experience a “roll of the dice” and for calling his opposition to the war a “fairy tale?”  Cindy McCain has been attacked for not disclosing her tax returns and the DNC says it will make that an issue during the fall. Retired Gen. McPeak, an Obama co-chair, even compared Bill Clinton to Joe McCarthy.

Ah, but Obama is supposed to be the Messiah of Change.  The Guru of Hope and the Lord of the Future.  And we simply do not understand him.  He, after all, is above us.

Maybe if we could realize our place below Obama, we would know that to take shots at his wife simply is not fair.  Let’s take a lesson from the messiah’s wife –here are some quotes from Michelle, listen and listen good:

1.  “Barack is one of the smartest people you will ever encounter who will deign to enter this messy thing called politics.”

  (By the way, “deign” means to condescend or to do something that one considers below their own dignity)  Can you say “wow!”

2.  But Mrs. Obama has no interest in an ongoing quest for the White House. “To me it is now or never.”

There’s an inconvenience factor there, and if we’re going to uproot our lives, then let’s hopefully make a real big dent in what it means to be president of the United States.”

 (Honey-you are making a serious dent-in Patriotism, decency, and the fall of elitism)

3. “We have lost the understanding that in a democracy, we have a mutual obligation to one another — that we cannot measure the greatness of our society by the strongest and richest of us, but we have to measure our greatness by the least of these. That we have to compromise and sacrifice for one another in order to get things done. That is why I am here, because Barack Obama is the only person in this who understands that. That before we can work on the problems, we have to fix our souls. Our souls are broken in this nation.”

 (Ahh, Saint Barack–what a man–he can fix my very soul–as long as I give him some money (like 25% of my capital gains))

4.  “There is still a lot of hard work that we as a country need to do. They can’t look to any one individual, whether it’s Barack or it’s the next new hope that’s going to appear to be that savior. And I would just hate for people to sort of see this potential and think: Oh, now I can rest easy because Barack Obama is going to fix things. It doesn’t work that way.”

 (Ummmm… WHA?  I’m not sure what she is saying here since she contradicts herself–but as for the last 2 sentences, don’t worry Michelle, I’m not resting easy because I know he isn’t going to fix anything)

5. “Iowa will make the difference,” Mrs. Obama said. “If Barack doesn’t win Iowa, it is just a dream. If we win Iowa, then we can move to the world as it should be.”

 (cue “Superman” theme song…

6.  “For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country,” she told a Milwaukee crowd today, “because it feels like hope is making a comeback.”

Michelle–what is making a comeback is my lunch.  Here is the reality–if you are going to go around the Country talking about your husband as if he was the inventor of post-it notes, then you are going to get critcized for your liberal, anti-American socialist comments–and even some of your regular ones.  So buck up doll, this ride might get bumpy.

And besides, don’t we want to know a little something about our first lady before she gets in office–otherwise she might turn out to be a shrill demoness who attempts to pass socialist medicine legislation and claim her husband’s affairs are nothing more than a “vast right-wing conspiracy.”  And then, Obama forbid, she might run for President.

ooohhh, perish the thought.

-Murphy

 

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Show Your Support For Obama or Hillary

May 12, 2008

With the election so soon and affecting all Americans–I was sent an email that is intended to bring us all together.  I felt I should share it will all of you.

Stay Safe and May God Bless America

There are less than eight months until the election, an election that will
decide the next President of the United States.

The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the
Democrats or the Republicans. To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s all
get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our
choice.  It’s time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of John McCain, please drive with
your headlights on during the day.     If you support Obama or Hillary,
please drive with your headlights off at night.

Thank you for your Support!

Have a Great Monday!

-Murphy

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does–Its All Global Warming Brotha!

May 7, 2008

So we have survived another “super” Tuesday.  Hillary is now further behind but the remaining states–although not big ones–all are heavy Clinton States.  West Virginia, Kentucky, Puerto Rico (is that a State?) South Dakota and others all have extremely low African American resident numbers which bodes well for Hillary.  So she will stay in and continue to divide the party and the two of them can continue to bash each other.  Thank you Rush Limbaugh for “Operation Kaos”–it seems to be working.  But it appears that the messiah of change is set to be the next Democratic nominee–hold on to your wallets folks.

But, like you, I’m soooooooo very tired of the election.  So let’s look at some other idiots in the news besides Obama and Hillary for a moment.

So..back to my beloved State of Texas.  Charles Ray Fuller, a Fort Worth resident attempted to cash this check for $360 billion.  Charles–no doubt a future murderer (after all–all great murderers have a middle name of Ray) explained that his girlfriend’s mother had loaned him the money to start a recording business.  The bank was “suspicious” of the check.  Ya think?  He was charged with forgery as well as possession of marijuana and a concealed weapon.  So he goes into a bank with a gun, some pot and a forged check for $360.  I’m thinking the pot was left over from the hour or so before he went in.  Idiot!

In Seattle, PETA is offering a $2000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the person(s) shooting pigeons with a blow gun.  This one is a trooper though, depsite the piercing he continues to fly around dropping poop all over cars and sidewalks.   Hey PETA–for your information,  three human diseases are known to be associated with pigeon droppings: histoplasmosis, cryptococcosis, and psittacosis.

Well, what are those?  Histoplasmosis is a fungus in the droppings that when breathed causes fever, headaches and fatigue.  It can be very bad for people with compromised immune systems from cancer treatment or AIDS.   Cryptococcosis is similar but mainly is a danger for HIV/AIDS patients because of compromised immune systems.  Psittacosis is similar, much more rare–but can lead to pneumonia–and likely will since it is rarely diagnosed properly.  So…maybe blow guns is not the answer–but I’ll give $2000 to the person that can “safely” drive them out of downtown Houston.  Three years ago, on my way to Court, one hit my shoulder on my very nice blue suit.  If I had been carrying a blow gun…

And finally…

It only took a few days, but Al Gore has declared that the deadly Cyclone in Myanmar is a “consequence” of global warming. Nevermind that the coastal areas of Myanmar (formerly Burma) have a mean yearly temperature of 90 degrees.  Nevermind that the coastal waters there are warm year round.  Nevermind that Cyclones are caused in part by warm water and low pressure (which means cooler atmospheric temperatures–yes cooler) that collide to form the swirling winds.  Nevermind that it lies in the monsoon region of South Asia which receives heavy rainfall every year.  Nevermind that it rests between the Tropic of Cancer and the Equator where cyclones typically form.  Nevermind that EVERY year cyclones cross the Indian Ocean between December and May.  But I’m sure, Mr. Gore, that global warming is at fault.

Here are 10 other things caused by Global Warming:

1.  My Inability To Excel In Sports.  I simply get too hot and tired and therefore cannot produce the hits, runs, baskets, or touchdowns I might be able to if I was just a little cooler.

2.  High Gas Prices.  See if the ice caps weren’t melting then we wouldn’t all be paniced which is causing “BIG OIL” to screw us — oh and Bush too.

3. Demise of Our Moral Culture.  See if it was cooler, then 12-16 year old girls wouldn’t be able to wear short shorts and drooping necklines because it wouldn’t be justified.  But since they are so dadgum hot all the time, they have to dress like Las Vegas call girls.

4. McCain Loosing in the Fall.  Rich eltist racist republicans won’t go out in the heat and come November it will still be hot in most states because of the .000001 degree rise in temperature this year.

5. Rockets Basketball Loosing to Utah in the First Round.  The Rockets would have obviously won had they not had to play games this time of year with the heat and humidity caused by El Nino or something.

6. The Subprime Mortgage Crisis.  Had the temperature remained cooler, people would have been more comfortable and therefore would have taken their time and read the ridiculous loan packages they were signing.  Then “cooler heads” would have prevailed and they would not have entered into ARM mortgages that ballooned in interest in 5 years causing massive foreclosures.

7.  The Split in the Democratic Party.  But for global warming, democrats wouldn’t be whipped into a racial/gender frenzy and would have obviously voted for Hillary and put her in her rightful place on the throne.

8. Obesity-(truly)–see prior post.

9. Surge in Fatal Shark Attacks.  Really?–See article

Yeesh–its worse than I thought.

and finally the last thing that has been affected by Global Warming…

10.  Dramatic Decrease in Woodlice.  See article.  It’s sad but true.  The beloved Wood Lice are dying in Ireland and Great Britain due to global warming.  These lovable little creatures may soon be gone forever:

Of course, I’m sure that advances in pesticides (many of which market themselves as being able to kill wood lice) have nothing to do with the decreased number of these animals.  No, its your SUV you selfish son of a gun that is killing these poor creatures.

If I wake up in a world with decreased wood lice and sharks coming through the roof of my nearly foreclosed on subprime mortgaged home, then why should I even get out of bed?

-Murphy

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Gotta Love the Germans

May 5, 2008

I’ve got a busy Monday so this will have to do:

Those silly Germans.  (This picuture taken from the “Rose Monday” parade last February)

-Murphy

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An Early Tribute To Mother’s Day-Sort of!

April 25, 2008

As you know, May 11, 2008 is that Hallmark “holiday” we know as Mother’s Day.  Don’t forget about it–your mother is the reason you exist (partially) and therefore deserve at least one day a year to be honored.  Where did this hysteria come from anyway?  Where did this idea to have a day that if you forget about it, you will be riddled with guilt trips for 364 solid days following?  (that was good grammar)

Anyway, as I sit here with my shirt untucked, my bed unmade, my hair uncombed and fresh from a brisk run with scissors where I talked to strangers and pet dogs I didn’t know, I thought I should take a little time to think about this upcoming day of fun and excitement.

Where did it come from?  One site says the following:

In the times of the ancient Greeks, Rhea, the Mother of the Gods,  was honored with a special festival. In seventeenth century England, “Mothering Sunday,” celebrated on the fourth Sunday in Lent, honored England’s mothers.

Jumping across the ocean, the first observation of a Mother’s Day in the United States took place in 1872 when Julia Ward Howe, social reformer and poet who penned the words to the “Battle Hymn of the Republic,” suggested a day to honor mothers. This day, which she felt should be dedicated to peace, was celebrated by gatherings that she organized and held in Boston.  In 1907, Anna Jarvis took Howe’s idea a step further and began to campaign for a nationally recognized Mother’s Day.  On 9th of May 1914, President Woodrow Wilson made the official proclamation that Mother’s Day would be a national holiday to be celebrated annually on the second Sunday in May.

So there you have it–a little history of the day.  Now, to get you in the spirit, let’s talk about some famous mothers:

1.  HILLARY CLINTON’S MOM

Dorothy Emma Howell Rodham. Yes, she also has four names just like her daughter–its a thing in her family dating back to one of their great ancestors, Josef Gustav “Jack” Stalin.  (okay-I made that up).  She was a woman who was marred to a “rough and abusive” man named Hugh Rodham.  She has rarely given interviews and when asked about her daughter running for President she said “I know she will do great.”  One has to wonder if Hillary has kept her out of the spotlight for her own good or because her mother has no degree, never worked outside the home, and may not be the feminist Hillary portrays.  Hmmmm….In any event, I give kudos to her.  Anyone that could live with Hillary for 18 years is obviously a saint. 

2.  BARACK OBAMA’S MOM

Stanley Ann Dunham.  Yes, her name is “Stanley.”  Very little has been said about her during the campaign except that she died in 1995 of cancer and that she is white.  But what else do we know about the woman who shaped the man of “hope” and “change?”  Well according to the Chicago Tribune–for one thing she was an athiest.  That’s right, his original father was Muslim, his mother was athiest and what of his stepfather?–Haven’t been able to run that down yet.  But we all know that Obama is a Christian, gaining his perspective on life and religion from Rev. Jeremiah Wright.  (oohhh, sorry–I just felt a cold chill).  She was named Stanley after her father who really wanted a boy.  Nice!  Her friends describe her as saracastic, non-conforming and angry.  Obama said this about his mother in a recent interview: “the dominant figure in my formative years. . . . The values she taught me continue to be my touchstone when it comes to how I go about the world of politics.”

The “touchstone?”  Non-conformity for the sake of rebellion?  Athiesm?  yeesh!  Well, I suppose she should get kudos for walking around the world with the self-proclaimed messiah of change and the fact that she had to live with her name.

Hmmm… Maybe I’ve chosen the wrong mothers to make a point.

Well, In any event, don’t forget about yours–she helped make you and shape you.  She may have given you the occasional bad advice or guilt trip–but all in all, you literally owe your life to her–so take 1 day at least out of your busy schedule and honor her.  It’s a Commandment after all.  And remember–you could have ended up with Dorothy or Stanley.  Worse, you could have ended up with one of these:

-Murphy

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