2010 Christmas Ideas From The Left: A Holly Nancy Pelosi Christmas!
Well as we arrive at Thanksgiving we stuff ourselves full of Turkey and Dressing and Cranberry Sauce and watch a little football and then wake up early to attack Black Friday. We here at MKCB don’t want you to be out there looking around from store to store trying to find the perfect gift–we want to give you some fantastic ideas. As you know, the left in our Country is about Hope and Change and all that is good. Therefore, we have decided, in the Spirit of the Season, to list for you some wonderful gifts that will bring Hope and only cost a little Change. Ho Ho Ho!
Top 5 Gift Ideas for 2010 From The Democratic Party of the Combined Union of States of America:
1. Planned Parenthood Gift Cards
That’s right folks, surely you have that special someone on your list that, well, may need to rethink the next few months and shed that “mistake” that President Obama talked about in 2008. Well, look no further than Planned Parenthood.
Yes, its true, you can give the gift of “choice” to someone who is saving up for that special decision to put “self” before others. And while you are there don’t forget to pick up a stylish “Choice on Earth” T-Shirt.
Planned Parenthood offers ‘Choice on Earth’ T-shirts
Ahhh, tis the season.
2. Athiest T-Shirts
Obviously it is not fair that all of these leftist atheists are left out of the gift giving and receiving at Christmas time. But what do you buy that special anti-God someone? Well, how about a T-Shirt that says it all:
Selfishness never goes out of style. The website this came from makes cards and T-Shirts with this friendly “cute” saying.
3. Anti-Palin Gear
It wouldn’t be Christmas without bashing a person without reason and by making comments about her personal life that simply aren’t true. And what better person to continue to focus your character attacks that the person responsible for energizing a large portion of the right–Sarah Palin.
No worries, the Democrats have websites with fun stuff like this:
Wouldn’t you feel classy wearing this unique and clever T-Shirt to your next Holiday party?
4. The Incredible Shrinking Dollar
Now here is a gift that Nancy Pelosi can really be proud of–after all she is in part responsible for manufacturing this wonderful item of joy. Now you can give your loved ones that same joy with the “Incredible Shrinking Dollar”–and you don’t even have to loan billions of dollars to China to make it work.
5. This Day in Revisionist History
Written by top Democratic operatives, er… I mean leaders, you can now give your kids the book they have all been waiting for–a history book that tells history the way it should have occurred, not the silly stupid way it actually happened. In this book you will find tales of how the Republicans pushed for more slavery and caused the Civil War, you will hear about how the 80’s were a decade of greed and how President Reagan had nothing to do with the fall of Communism. You will also get a special bonus section that details the hundreds of amazing successes of the Carter administration. This is a history book your family is sure to treasure for years to come.
Have a great Black Friday (named by the Republicans who are racist by nature) and Merry Chri…um..Xmas!
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