What better way to scare you than to imagine 2 more years with these Goblins?
OMG-I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I like this one better…
The scariest of them all.
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Well it seems that Democrats running for office are first running away from President Obama. Recent articles on poll numbers suggest that everytime the President campaigns for a candidate, his/her numbers either stay the same or fall. It would appear that his ability to cheer on his own party is not making the crowd cheer with him. Democrats were warned when they voted for Obamacare that the voters would not forget. Democrats were warned when they took over GM, suggested that CEO’s should have a government imposed salary cap, that people should be forced to keep their house temperature above 74 degrees that the voters would not forget.
Democrats seem to have forgotten that the Constitution (although severely watered down) is still taught in school, that many people still believe that freedom is better than Government enslavement. Democrats have forgotten that many people know that when the Government runs something, it is run into the ground. We have all been to the DMV, we have stood in line to obtain vehicle registrations and passports and building permits and business licenses–we know how well the Government runs things.
But Mr. President–please for the love of all that I have left to enjoy-stay away from college football. When the President speaks somewhere, his ability to turn a race into a loss is starting to become viral. This weekend he planned to visit and did in fact visit the campus of Ohio State University. He scheduled the speech on Sunday but look what the mere planning of his arrival did to the game on Saturday:
Ohio State was #1 in the Country and then the President announces a visit to the campus and then bam!
So PLEASE President Obama, I would like to ask that if you have any scheduled trips to visit the University of Texas at Austin that you cancel them immediately–Don’t Mess With Texas!
P.S. Psssst….President Obama–I hear that Texas A&M has a fabulous conference center and would warmly welcome a visit from you sometime around say…Thanksgiving.
For those of you born after 1978 or so, this is a phrase attributed to the demise of the hit show “Happy Days.” Above is the scene from the show where “the Fonz” agreed to take on the challenge of jumping a pinned up shark in the water. This episode is largely credited with the show’s desperate attempt to revive its ratings–to no avail. Therefore, the term “Jumping the Shark” is often given to television shows that try some desperate story line to revive ratings. In this case, it would appear that the entire network at CNN is “jumping the shark.”
Take a look at this hideous attempt to make what I suppose is a “news” show:
Yawn!!! And Parker is no better. “Well it is Halloween.” This is horrid.
I think it is amazing that a guy can break the law by hiring a prostitute for sex, while married, while holding a high political office and then get his own cable news show. There are over 300 million people in the United States–but CNN has hired this person to save its ratings. Wow!
I feel kind of bad for CNN, even the prostitute said he is boring and looks like a “Gremlin.” Here at MKCB, we don’t want to be accused of being some pawn for Fox News, so I have some suggestions for other news hosts they may want to consider. Keeping in mind their standards of integrity, morality and talent, here are my suggestions to replace Spitzer when he is eaten by that shark he is jumping:
1. Hugh Grant
He was caught with a prostitute, charged with a crime, is semi-famous. He is hideously boring in films and seems to fit the profile CNN wants. Plus, he has way more hair than Spitzer.
2. Barney Frank
Congressman Frank has been reelected numerous times since his prostitution scandal broke in the 1990’s. It was a male prostitute, but that shouldn’t matter to CNN. His ability to speak clearly is low and his qualifications to report the news fairly and honestly is right up to CNN’s standards. He is also more charismatic than Spitzer–plus, it gets him out of Congress–which is good for America.
3. The Guy That Married a Dog
A couple of years ago I ran a blog post about this man who married a dog as some sort of weird punishment for having mistreated a dog. I think he is exactly what CNN needs. It incorporates so many different and unique aspects of living and gives the network an all-inclusive viewpoint. Plus, he is some kind of jokester. He is always saying how his dog is better than a woman because, “she doesn’t complain when he drinks too much, and she never wants to go shopping, etc…”
4. Wanda Holloway
Remember her, the cheerleader mom? She hired a hit man to kill the mother of her daughter’s rival cheerleader. That is so perfect. Look at her, she’s classy looking, from Texas, involved in a scandal that spawned a TV movie and tons of media coverage. She is perfect! She is off probation from her release from prison in 1997 and ready to handle the grind of cable news.
I think that is enough, honorable mention might be Paris Hilton, Pee Wee Herman, Gary Hart, etc…
I might even have to watch this show if I could just recall the CNN’s channel number. What is that……..?