“Consumer Option” vs. “Public Option” Redefines English Language
Our fearless leader of the House of Representatives has really outdone herself this time. Today she produced a 1,900 page health care reform bill with no “public option.” Errr…well…um I mean there is one it now called the “consumer option.” Many of you know that she redefined the terms of this government takeover of our health care system a few days ago by simply “rebranding” the public option. Now it doesn’t sound so darn socialismy (new word–just go with it).
But little did she know that she would start a revolution of the English Language. Webster turned over in his grave this week as tens of tens of people rallied behind Madam Pelosi and took the lead to redefine many other areas of our language that just seemed a little well…negative. So thank you Madam Speaker for your ingenuity, brilliance and trend-making abilities. In conformity with rebranding the socialistic takeover of 1/6 of our economy from “Public” to “Consumer” here are a few more “rebranding” techniques currently in circulation:
1. New Brand: CHOCOLATE CAKE
Old Brand: Cow Pie
2. New Brand: ART DECO
Old Brand: Toxic Mold
3. New Brand: STREET AFICIONADO
Old Brand: Homeless Person
4. New Brand: RELIGIOUS EXTROVERT
Old Brand: Terrorist
5. New Brand: MR. HOTTIE
Old Brand: Satan, Prince of Darkness, The Evil One, etc…
6. New Brand: CONSUMERISTS
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