The “NEW” 10 Shortest Books In The World

In light of recent events its time once again to update our list of the Worlds 10 Shortest Books.  Thanks to our staff here at MKCB we have scanned the globe for you.  We know how hard it is to read a good book with all that goes on in your daily life, so we have compile this list so you can grab a book, take a restroom break, finish the book and thereby kill two birds with one stone.

For your reading pleasure, here is our updated list of the Worlds 10 Shortest Books:

1.  MY RELEVANCE IN THE WORLD by Jimmy Carter

2.  DIETS I’VE TRIED AND SPONSORED THAT ACTUALLY WORK by Oprah Winfrey

3.  THE DEMOCRATS THAT NEVER ACCUSED BUSH OF LYING:  A History from 2001-Present byMSNBC News

4.  BEAUTY SECRETS FROM THE HILL by Nancy Pelosi

5.  ANTHOLOGY: A Collection of Interesting Portions of Books Written by Jimmy Carter

6.  INTEGRITY, HUMILITY, AND A LOVE FOR OUR COUNTRY a collection of writings from members of ACORN

7.  LEGITIMATE BUSINESS TRIPS TO ARGENTINA by Mark Sanford

8.  MICHIGAN’S BOOMING ECONOMY by Gov. Jennifer Granholm

9.  EFFICIENCY: A History of the U.S. Government-Run Industries that Thrive  by the Congressional Budget Office

10.  VICTORYThe Storied Wins of the Houston Texan Football Team  by Bud Adams

AND THIS JUST IN–BONUS BOOK:

11.  THE TRUTH ABOUT THE, ER I MEAN “MY” HEALTH CARE PLAN  by President Barack Obama

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6 Comments on “The “NEW” 10 Shortest Books In The World”

  1. Gary Wise Says:

    12. The Republican book of compassion & tolerance.
    13. Elected Federal officials not owned by Corporations
    14. The debate against multi-party governments
    15. Jack Abramoff’s guide to Whitehouse Ethics
    16. The Complete Wit of Gary R Wise & rednecks he has known.

  2. Gary Wise Says:

    A man never tells you anything until you contradict him. – George Bernard Shaw


  3. “THE DEMOCRATS THAT NEVER ACCUSED BUSH OF LYING: A History from 2001-Present byMSNBC News”

    What’s that 0 pages?

    • mklasing Says:

      Actually it is about 10–there is the title page, the page on how all of the paper was made from recycled wild boar feces and the advertisements for various ways we can all live green and then of course a fancy “The End” page.


  4. Haha! I like your style. How about I add one more for ya?

    12. “My Time in Poverty”, by the Shareholders of Goldman Sachs and Mike McDougal.

    Damn skippy!


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