Kids: Mr. President, did you hear that Murphy Klasing’s Conservative Blog has over 250,000 hits now in less than a year and a half?
Hussein: WHAT?! No way! Now listen children, let me tell you a story about Mr. Klasing.
Kids: Okay, we love him–he takes real life stories about stupid liberal ideas and shows how ridiculous they are with satire and exaggeration–but some people think he is kind of crazy.
Hussein: Well, first of all, he is a conservative or radical or right-winger as we like to say in the White House and as such he is automatically a racist, a bigot, a homophobe and an intolerant dummy–in fact I would say that oftentimes he acts stupidly.
Kids: You mean like that mean white cop you told us about in the first story?
Hussein: Exactly–all white cops that arrest minorites act stupidly and all conservatives often times act stupidly as well. Let me show you what I mean…
Hussein: In this story living in a plush castle paid for by decades of nasty things we call “profits” and “earnings,” the evil white conservative lived and provided for his family by working real hard and never taking any of the help the government was trying to offer him.
Hussein: (to M’chel quietly): See how easy they are to manipulate.
Hussein: So anyway kids, the evil conservative saw that the Good King, lets call him “Obbie” was trying to take all of the evil profits away and turn the land into a land of equality and good health care for all and he began to fight King Obbie. The evil conservative began to do bad bad things.
Kids: Like what?
Hussein: Like participate in illegal tea parties and participate in conservative talk radio and worst yet—express his views in a public Blog!
Kids: What is a blog?
Hussein: It’s something that soon I’ll make sure doesn’t exist–but that is something for my third or fourth term. Anyway, back to the story. So the Evil Conservative continued to fight and the Good King Obbie became sad because a solider of the Evil One–Commander Rasmussen was telling everyone that the Good King wasn’t as well liked as he used to be. So…
(telepromter quits working)
Hussein: So…, um so….
Kids: So what? PLease tell us!!!
Hussein: So…um…well…um…The Good King killed the stupid Evil Conservative and the world was all better-The End!
Kids: That story sucked about as much as your Health Care Bill does!
Hussein: Curse you Conservative Bloggers!
-Thanks to all who have visited and made this Blog a place to stop by–After I spend a few more days catching Bass in the unemployed State of Michigan, I’ll come back and blog some more. Thanks, thanks, thanks!