Welcome to the United States of Fascism or Communism–Comfascunism!

What is Fascism?  Dictionary.com defines it as:

1.  A governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc…, and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.

The site also has this to say about it:

A system of government that flourished in Europe from the 1920s to the end of World War II. Germany under Adolf Hitler, Italy under Mussolini, and Spain under Franco were all fascist states. As a rule, fascist governments are dominated by a dictator, who usually possesses a magnetic personality, wears a showy uniform, and rallies his followers by mass parades; appeals to strident nationalism; and promotes suspicion or hatred of both foreigners and “impure” people within his own nation, such as the Jews in Germany. Although both communism and fascism are forms of totalitarianism, fascism does not demand state ownership of the means of production, nor is fascism committed to the achievement of economic equality. In theory, communism opposes the identification of government with a single charismatic leader (the “cult of personality”), which is the cornerstone of fascism.


And communism?

Obama-Communism.jpg COMMUNISM image by Lenhardt
What is Communism?  Dictionary.com states:
1.  A theory or system of social organization based on the holding of all property in common, actual ownership being ascribed to the community as a whole or to the state.  2.  A system of social organization in which all economic and social activity is controlled by a totalitarian state dominated by a single and self-perpetuating political party.
I know, I’d have to be a right-wing crazy nut job to suggest that our President was acting in any way that might seem to indicate a slight hint of fascism or communism.  I mean, he hasn’t taken over industries or banks.  He doesn’t have a “cult of personality” like following.  He is not attempting to control our economic and even our social activity.  Seriously, I’m being so silly.  I mean, it’s not like he has taken over the media…
But wait–apparently there is a new news network.  It’s called “All Barack Communications” or “ABC” for short.  Here is the new logo:
Maybe you haven’t heard.  According to the Drudgereport today:  “On the night of June 24, the media and government become one, when ABC turns its programming over to President Obama and White House officials to push government run health care — a move that has ignited an ethical firestorm!  Highlights on the agenda:  ABCNEWS anchor Charlie Gibson will deliver WORLD NEWS from the Blue Room of the White House. The network plans a primetime special — ‘Prescription for America’ — originating from the East Room, exclude opposing voices on the debate.”
Now, ABC knows that American Broadcasting Company is its long-standing name, but it just seems that “All Barack Communications” is more fitting since they are going to “sell us” on his socialistic health care plan from the actual Blue Room itself.  (Blue is a very calming color after all).  Here were the ideas for the new name that the marketing team chunked:
“All ‘Bout Change”
“A Blossoming Communism”
“Alleviating Bush’s Crap”
“A Big Connundrum”
“About to Be Conned”
“Americans Better Cannonize”  (for my a&m fans–it’s another word for worship)
“Americans Bought Change”
“Another Barack Conversion”
and so on….
All of this talk of Socialism, Communism and Fascism is so darn nutty.  What is really going on here is a move toward Comfascunism.  It takes the best of Communism and Fascism and molds them together in one big steaming governmental heap.  So no worries, just sit back, relax, think about the beach or the lake and like a slow moving flu virus, eventually we will all be infected.
In fact talks are already underway to rename NBC and CBS to the following:
“National Barack Communications”  and “Countrywide Barack System”
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2 Comments on “Welcome to the United States of Fascism or Communism–Comfascunism!”

  1. Gary Wise Says:

    What a load of bollocks…

  2. mklasing Says:

    Short and too the point–I like your style Gary. Funny though, I may be exaggerating now–but by this time next year this story will simply be a recitation of the facts.

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