Obama’s Stimulus Package Promotes Unsafe Sex

Did that title grab you?  The amazing thing is that it is true.  Now let me start off by saying this–I am not a proponent of passing out condoms as a way of combatting AIDS or other diseases–especially if the entity passing them out is a public school.  In fact, I agree with the Pope’s recent comment that passing out condoms to poor countries is not a way of combatting AIDS and am frankly more than a little irritated to discovery that our tax dollars are used for such a purpose.  (but that subject is for another post) Everytime I hit a pothole on an Interstate Hwy, I will now be thinking—“That’s okay, what is one tire rim or bent axel when I can relax knowing that poor countries are being protected from AIDS by American condoms.”  Well no more!

The US Agency for International Development apparently has already handed out 10 BILLION condoms to poor countries.  However, the agency is now going to switch to cheaper condoms made in China and Korea–a move that will cost Americans 300 jobs.  After all the agency will now save 3 cents per condom–which totals $300,000,000 in savings on the next 10 BILLION distributed.

CHINA???

Um, has the agency forgotten the numerous problems with products made in China?

For example, remember these?:

 

Last year it was reported that the company making these colorful hairbands in China was using…what was it again…oh yeah, USED CONDOMS to make these.

 

And I’ll pause now for you to run to the bathroom and vomit.

 

 

And what about these products?:

Remember—Poison was found in pet food from China and also found in toothpaste made in China.

But if poison or dirty condoms aren’t enough, how about a nice load of lead?

These and many other products shipped from China to the US contained lead.  And this is the Country that the United States Agency for International Development now wants to purchase cheap condoms from to distribute to the rest of the world?

How cruel.  So because of the stimulus bill, we are now going to spend taxpayer money on potentially defective condoms and give them to poor countries and tell those countries that the purpose of the condoms is to protect its citizens from AIDS and other diseases? 

Now that is way to make the rest of the world begin to like us again.  What inspirational Hope and Change this will be as we ask citizens of poor countries to unwrap a poisonous, lead-laced defective condom while being told it will prevent disease.  Why, we will have more allies that we ever dreamed of having under the Bush administration. 

Way to go BO!

-Murphy

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3 Comments on “Obama’s Stimulus Package Promotes Unsafe Sex”

  1. Fishie Says:

    Oh, come ON. It’s a GREEN plan. I mean, they’re going to RECYCLE the used ones to make more hairbands. It’s good for the environment! You’re such a downer. 😉

  2. David Wilson Says:

    I read this on my cell phone, so the print was small. Did you really agree with the pope? If so, where do you stand on the whole ‘earth is round’ contraversy?

  3. mklasing Says:

    Fishie: Sorry, you are right, where would we be without our used condom hairbands.

    David: I actually agreed with the Pope on that one but as for the “Earth is Round” thing–that is clearly a bunch of bunk.


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