The DNC Agenda–Just in Case You Missed It.

Well, I watched as much as I could stand of the speechs, the hoopla and the excitement.  In case you just couldn’t stomach it and refused to watch it, I thought I’d share the agenda so that you would at least know what you missed.  Above are our friends at code pink making signs and protesting–aren’t they cute.

Here is the agenda for the Democratic National Convention:

2008 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 pm  OPENING FLAG BURNING

7:15 pm  PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N. (in Spanish first, then English)

7:25 pm  NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP – Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm  CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING – Darryl Hanna and Sheryl Crow

7:55 pm TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm  HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET – Al Gore

8:15 pm  GAY WEDDING PLANNING – Rosie O’Donnel and Ellen Degeneres

8:35 pm  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 pm  OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS – John Kerry

9:00 pm  MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm  ANSWERING MACHING ETIQUETTE AND FAMILY VALUES – Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm  COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND – Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm  FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY – Sean Penn

11:30 pm  OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS – William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm  HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS AND CAUSED HURRICANE KATRINA – Howard Dean

12: 15 am  TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am  SATELLITE ADDRESS – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am  NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA – Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

1:05 am  CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA AND SACRIFICES AT THE ALTAR

1:30 am  TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

1:35 am  BILL CLINTON ASKS TED KENNEDY TO DRIVE HILLARY HOME.

1:40 am  Bill Clinton gawks at possible McCain VP

 

1:45 am  Bill Clinton switches party affiliations.

-So, in case you missed the festivities, I just wanted you to know exactly what you missed.  Have a wonderful Labor Day weekend and pray that this VP pick is not a mistake.

-Murphy

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7 Comments on “The DNC Agenda–Just in Case You Missed It.”

  1. geist0 Says:

    I never thought I’d say this before today, but I would totally nail the vice presidential candidate.

    Admit it, Joe Biden is a cutie.

    : )

  2. mklasing Says:

    He is soooo fabulous. His teeth were so white last night that when the speech was over my living room furniture had actually faded.

  3. Uncle Fester Lurks Says:

    Bah hahahahaha McCain/Palin! The weakest ticket in our countries history.

    One is clueless on the economy while the other is clueless of foreign policy.

    One is a corporate whore. The other is a governor of a state with 6.7& unemployment rate!

    Bah hahahahahaha!

    Oh Johnny do you really believe that the Hillary supporters and the women around the country in general who aren’t radical extreme christians are going to fall for this stunt?

    I can’t wait for the first VP debate where Joe Biden says: Sarah, I know Hillary Clinton, she is my friend and Sarah, you are no Hillary Clinton!

    OBAMA/BIDEN ’08

  4. sharprightturn Says:

    Murphy,
    Love that agenda…..so perfect for their convention.

    On the Palin thing…..I have been praying for weeks, if not months, for God to intervene in this election….
    On Friday, I felt like He had…so let’s have faith in our history-making maverick gal, Palin….

    How can a woman of her credentials, integrity, and faith be wrong?

    I know…everyone keeps talking experience….but I maintain that her executive experience and willingness to fight corruption already trump the Dem nominee, Obama on experience…..He sides with corruption and has voted “present” 100 times in his state office experience.
    Her background and values are already heads above her VP opponent, Biden….

    I do have reservations about the MSM and the well-funded attack machine on the left….she will be attacked for everything she does and says, but, again, I am hoping (and praying) that truth shines through in this election.

    Well, slap my knee and call me “hopey”….but I am stoked and just donated money to McCain….I had not donated to ANY Republicans or the GOP in the past few years.


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  6. kristiane Says:

    Yes, the VP candidate is quite nice to look at. I am actually getting more interested in the race because of her. Not because of her looks, but there is at least one of the four Pres. and VP candidates that I don’t outright dislike.

    Though, this is a totally separate point altogether, whoever wins, there will be an African American or a Woman involved. I hate to be so cynical, but I am going to be glad that the argument that either cannot win on a presidential ticket will be over.

  7. mklasing Says:

    Fester: After last night–you might want to stop laughing and start the crying.

    Kris: What do you think of her now–I was on the fence–but have decided I love her–wish she was running at the top of the ticket instead of #2.


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