Obama: The $4 million dollar Hypocrite.
So today the news is all a-buzz with Obama’s latest strategy–attacking McCain because he did not answer a question about how many houses he owned. (See Obama Count’s McCain’s Houses) So, I suppose challenging McCain on the issues such as the war or the mortgage crisis or the gas prices or the economy or global warming–all seems trite compared to attacking him because he is rich. Demonizing him because he has a lot of assets.
That is rich! (Hey that is kind of a pun–I so amuse myself)
This from a man who just purchased a home for $1.6 million dollars and made over $4 million last year. This from a man who claims that McCain is out of touch with the “regular American.” I suppose the regular American makes $4 million per year? Seriously.
But wait, what did Obama say about personal attacks in a campaign? What was that…….? Oh yeah, just 2 days before the comment about the houses, and fresh off of his week-long vacation in Hawaii, Obama said it was time for McCain to “end personal attacks.” My what can change in 2 days!
ABC news was all over this–hoping and praying I’m sure that this “gaffe” by McCain will end his chances for the white house.
Notice the bottom of the screen “McCain’s Housing Crisis”–that was on there the entire broadcast regarding this story. But, ABC is not biased. What a silly accusation.
But wait–there are other issues Obama should jump on that would be so much more effective. Here at MKCB I’d like to do my part in assisting the Obama campaign with their non-personal attacks–here are my suggestions for some sound-bites to assist in the campaign:
1. He obviously isn’t much of a fighter since he was in prison so dang long in Vietnam.
2. He’s not just old, but he’s damn-old.
3. He is white, ’nuff said.
4. I know James Garner, and you Sen. McCain are no James Garner.
5. McCain adopted a daughter from an orphanage in a veiled attempt to cow-tail to Catholics.
I’ll see if I can come up with some more–but Obama–I suggest you use these–because the reality is, if you start trying to debate him about your socialistic view of the world–the rest of your blind followers might discover that you are in fact a socialist–something I’m sure you want to hide until you are actually in the White House.
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