Obama Says Lay Off My Wife-How Dare We Speak the Truth.

Yesterday Obama decided to lash out at Tennessee–just another state where people are clinging to their guns and religion–for an advertisement that shows Michelle Obama saying that “this is the first time I’ve been proud to be an American.”  That ad is then contrasted with Tennesseeians talking about why they are and always have been proud to be an American.

Not a suprise really.  I mean after all–she has made anti-American speeches but she isn’t running for President so we should not exercise our First Amendment rights and criticize the anti-American rhetoric she spews.

After all-democrats always lay off candidates’ families during an election.  Remember, John Edwards in the VP debate being careful not to mention the fact that Cheny’s daughter was a lesbian.

Oh yeah, I forgot, he did mention that.  Well what about Bill Clinton–I don’t want to defend him, but Barack has taken shots at him.  Remember how he was attacked for calling Obama’s lack of experience a “roll of the dice” and for calling his opposition to the war a “fairy tale?”  Cindy McCain has been attacked for not disclosing her tax returns and the DNC says it will make that an issue during the fall. Retired Gen. McPeak, an Obama co-chair, even compared Bill Clinton to Joe McCarthy.

Ah, but Obama is supposed to be the Messiah of Change.  The Guru of Hope and the Lord of the Future.  And we simply do not understand him.  He, after all, is above us.

Maybe if we could realize our place below Obama, we would know that to take shots at his wife simply is not fair.  Let’s take a lesson from the messiah’s wife –here are some quotes from Michelle, listen and listen good:

1.  “Barack is one of the smartest people you will ever encounter who will deign to enter this messy thing called politics.”

  (By the way, “deign” means to condescend or to do something that one considers below their own dignity)  Can you say “wow!”

2.  But Mrs. Obama has no interest in an ongoing quest for the White House. “To me it is now or never.”

There’s an inconvenience factor there, and if we’re going to uproot our lives, then let’s hopefully make a real big dent in what it means to be president of the United States.”

 (Honey-you are making a serious dent-in Patriotism, decency, and the fall of elitism)

3. “We have lost the understanding that in a democracy, we have a mutual obligation to one another — that we cannot measure the greatness of our society by the strongest and richest of us, but we have to measure our greatness by the least of these. That we have to compromise and sacrifice for one another in order to get things done. That is why I am here, because Barack Obama is the only person in this who understands that. That before we can work on the problems, we have to fix our souls. Our souls are broken in this nation.”

 (Ahh, Saint Barack–what a man–he can fix my very soul–as long as I give him some money (like 25% of my capital gains))

4.  “There is still a lot of hard work that we as a country need to do. They can’t look to any one individual, whether it’s Barack or it’s the next new hope that’s going to appear to be that savior. And I would just hate for people to sort of see this potential and think: Oh, now I can rest easy because Barack Obama is going to fix things. It doesn’t work that way.”

 (Ummmm… WHA?  I’m not sure what she is saying here since she contradicts herself–but as for the last 2 sentences, don’t worry Michelle, I’m not resting easy because I know he isn’t going to fix anything)

5. “Iowa will make the difference,” Mrs. Obama said. “If Barack doesn’t win Iowa, it is just a dream. If we win Iowa, then we can move to the world as it should be.”

 (cue “Superman” theme song…

6.  “For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country,” she told a Milwaukee crowd today, “because it feels like hope is making a comeback.”

Michelle–what is making a comeback is my lunch.  Here is the reality–if you are going to go around the Country talking about your husband as if he was the inventor of post-it notes, then you are going to get critcized for your liberal, anti-American socialist comments–and even some of your regular ones.  So buck up doll, this ride might get bumpy.

And besides, don’t we want to know a little something about our first lady before she gets in office–otherwise she might turn out to be a shrill demoness who attempts to pass socialist medicine legislation and claim her husband’s affairs are nothing more than a “vast right-wing conspiracy.”  And then, Obama forbid, she might run for President.

ooohhh, perish the thought.



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13 Comments on “Obama Says Lay Off My Wife-How Dare We Speak the Truth.”

  1. Mark Shaw Says:

    So you’re ready for another four years of Bush/McCain. I feel sorry for you. C’mon, give this guy Obama a chance. Have some faith.

  2. mklasing Says:

    Mark: Seriously? I don’t think I should choose the leader of the most powerful nation on the planet on the idea that I should simply “give him a chance.” Yikes–not very good criteria for handing over the reigns of our Nation to an inexperienced, anti-American socialist.

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  4. SC&A Says:

    All I know is that I have no recollection of Obama or any of his supporters displaying any kind of outrage when the family of SCOTUS Justice Roberts were vilified and mocked- and they said and did nothing.

    The same applies to those who so piously extend their sympathies to Teddy Kennedy as a sign of their ‘goodness’ and ‘caring.’

    I recall a whole lot of rejoicing when Dick Cheney had heart problems and surgery. I won’t get into those who said they would pray for his death.

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  6. Stacy Says:

    Part of me wants to see Obama win so we can all watch him fall flat on his face. And the Mrs.; can you imagine all the shit she’d track all over the White House carpet? If it weren’t for the basic facts of appeasing terrorists, raising taxes and more gun legislation; it could be a knee-slapping administration.

  7. mklasing Says:

    Stacy: I dare say that the Mrs. would be worse than the Mr. He seems to be to be a fairly clueless individual. She seems to be extremely intelligent and very devoted to her racist, anti-American, socialist idealisms–she would likely drive the administration–and that is extremely frightening.

  8. Stacy Says:

    Yea, but I’m always up for a cheap thrill. Of course, as Dems, cheap is something that won’t happen.

  9. Tee Says:

    Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation 🙂 Anyway … nice blog to visit.

    cheers, Tee.

  10. mklasing Says:

    I think the point is that his wife is fair game to talk about because she has injected herself and her opinions into the debate of ideas regarding his Presidency.

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  12. C;are Says:

    Dear Mr Future President.
    You have a huge job ahead of you. I sit here in Australia, (a kiwi by birth) and pray to any god that is listening that this stuff stops!!Uncover what really happened on 9/11, who did it, why did it happen, was Bush so weak that he allowed it to happen?? If the USA, AiS.and NZ are really so great, why are we continually at war??!!!I am not a child, I am 44 yrs old for god’s sake, but it is time for this “world domination bush style” to stop????

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