Obama Quoted–Here He Is In All His Magical Glory!

 

Recently I’ve posted some comments about Obama and had some individuals challenge my posts as being ridiculous on various levels.  Now, I’ve tried to hide my true feelings about liberals–can’t you tell from the title of my blog?  And yet, liberals continue to come in and attempt to convince me that I’m wrong.  Which is funny.  I go to some liberal blogs from time to time (I can only stay on them for 10 minutes because after that my monitor begins to melt–in an eco-friendly way, however, but nevertheless melt) and although I sometimes post a comment–it is always light-hearted and I admit my radical right-wing position up front.  The comments I’ve received are filled with a tinge of animosity and cult-like frothing in defense of this great Senator.

 Some have challenged me to explain why I don’t like Obama–I think I have made it clear in various posts that I don’t like him generally because he is the most liberal man (or woman) to run for President.  But I decided to post some of his quotes and let them speak for themselves.  After all, why should I try and convince you he is a liberal, pro-abortion, pro-government, anti-American, socialist who is not qualified to lead this Nation when his own words speak much louder.  Take a look:

 (WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING QUOTES ARE REAL!  THEY MAY CONTAIN NONSENSICAL RAMBLINGS, EVIDENCE OF PURE SOCIALISM, AND ANTI-FAMILY VALUES!  PLEASE ESCORT THE CHILDREN AND THE RADICAL LEFT FROM THE ROOM, TAKE A DRAMAMINE AND HOLD ON)

1. If you’re walking down the right path and you’re willing to keep walking, eventually you’ll make progress.” 

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How very profound—if you keep walking you will make progress–I’m in awe!

2. We have real enemies in the world. These enemies must be found. They must be pursued and they must be defeated.” 

Where are we looking Obama?  Are they hidden?  I don’t think so.  But what we don’t know are the “enemies” he is talking about.  Seems to me Obama may mean:  Big businesses, rich people, lower taxes, pro-lifers, the military, capitalism, etc…

 3.  We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent.”

Cool–very new age.  Instead of working hard to become excellent, maybe I can just imagine excellence while the government hands me more entitlements–that sounds awesome dude!

4. We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don’t like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States.”

Do what???  I know there is a connection between God, the FBI, Little League and Gay Friends, but I’m not sure what it is…and so is he saying that Democrats (if that is the “we”) worship God in their left-leaning states, are angry at the FBI’s invovlement in libraries in Republican States, coach little league in their states and have gay friends in Republican States?  And if so, does that mean that the average wind speed of an European swallow is greater than other swallows?  These are important things to point out.  This picture trys to capture some of his thoughts, but hard to find one to capture all of them:

(Still Stacy:  This picture is for you since it is Monday)

5.  A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it. They say, ‘Huh. It works. It makes sense.'”

He captures my thoughts on legislation perfectly.  Really–just perfectly.

6. I cannot swallow whole the view of Lincoln as the Great Emancipator.”

You gotta say–its takes guts for a candidate to attack President Lincoln.  But what does he mean–he cannot swallow the whole view of Lincoln as an Emancipator.  Why not?  That is one of the many great things he is known for.  Oh, I know–because Lincoln was a Republican and we all know that all Republicans are RACIST.  Sorry–my bad.

7.I believe in keeping guns out of our inner cities, and that our leaders must say so in the face of the gun manfuacturer’s lobby.”

Okay-so maybe this picture is a bit extreme–but seriously–how many times must we have this argument–but I suppose the 2nd amendment is no real stumbling block to Obama–maybe he could sneak into the National Archives when he is President and simply cut it out of the constitution and then blame Bush for defacing the Constitution.

8. If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree.”

Hmmm…maybe under Obama we can expect to see this site at all of our High School and Middle School campuses throughout the nation:

And people wonder why so many parents are homeschooling their kids.  But seriously, he has a point–why stop at condoms–let’s pass out free prescription medications for all people who are sick and free healthy meals for all of those who are fat and need healthy food and free diapers and free and free and free and free……………….

Goodbye Middle Class!  It has been great knowing you.  But hey don’t worry–where Obama closes a door he always has a handout to make up for it.

-Murphy

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PS.  I’m throwing this picture in for kicks:

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11 Comments on “Obama Quoted–Here He Is In All His Magical Glory!”

  1. betme Says:

    Excellent post! The Satire was spot on.

  2. mklasing Says:

    Thanks! And better than that–thanks for dropping by and commenting. Blogging is my vice! 😉


  3. It will be a fascinating story to follow: will a silver tongued politician win the White House again? If he does, what will he do with it? Enjoyed the blog, except for the sermon excerpts–yet another good reason to keep preachers off TV!

  4. mklasing Says:

    Robert: That is the question–what will he do with it? I’m too scared of him to want to know the answer to that question–where have all the good leaders gone?

    Thanks for stopping by.

  5. Nigel Says:

    Here’s what is really funny…the Trinity UCC and the Obama campaign are railing at the media for their vicious attack on Obama and “Pastor” Wright.

    (While Time, Newsweek and Rolling Stone all have him on their covers in an angelic light)

    So what is so vicious? Replaying their own quotes on video wholly and IN CONTEXT?

    So shame on you Murphy for using their own words on them.

  6. mklasing Says:

    No kidding–shame shame shame on me. How dare anyone use someone’s own words against them. Democrats hate that because they believe that “truth” is whatever they JUST said–and even if it conflicts with the past–that’s okay because that was true then and this is true now.

    BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH

  7. Stacy Says:

    “Teh ghey” pic ain’t cool. Bleh!!

  8. Mark W. Says:

    Absolutely productive stuff. I’m enlightened and amused by your satire and more apt to consider more fully my options prior to the general election. Many thanks for your clear, thoughtful, and most sensible prose.

    –Devoted to Democracy

  9. mklasing Says:

    Stacy: Sorry–I know it ain’t cool—I apologize. 🙂

  10. mklasing Says:

    Mark: Thanks for coming by. I appreciate you saying it is clear, thoughtful and sensible–not sure it is all that–but thanks anyway. 🙂


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