Mary Ann, Pot, and The End of The World!
Just when I thought the world couldn’t get any worse–it did. I mean we have had to endure Obama vs. Clinton day in and day out, with Obama saying he is for Change without defining what that means and Clinton saying he would make a good VP when she is behind him in the race–and if that wasn’t enough, Governor Spitzer drags his poor wife onto a stage so she can be humiliated in front of the world while he apologizes for getting caught with a prostitute.
But wait that is not the worst of it–there’s more, Oil is up to $110 a barrell, gas is therefore hitting $3.50 in some states, then there’s Astros spring training but wait…
Then the worst of it all happened today–our sweet, cute, precious little pie maker got caught with pot at age 69! Apparently she pled guilty in late February to a charge of reckless driving and the pot possession charge was dropped as part of a plea agreement. Oh Mary Ann, why? Why I ask you?
Here she is– but remember the way she used to be? Before she was added to celebrity mug-shot row?
I mean, after all, for years I’ve answered the same juvenille, male-bonding, testosterone pumping, middle school question with an affirmative “Mary Ann obviously.” You know the question…
Ginger was supposed to be the hot, sexy movie star–but most guys agree-Mary Ann was really hotter.
So what has the world come to? Is Armageddon right around the corner? Do I have no childhood “heroes” left? Will I turn on the radio tomorrow to hear that Linda Carter had enhancement surgery?
Or that Bo and Luke Duke are gay?
Or that Kristi McNichol is no longer foxy?
Or is Mary Ann’s reckless behavior another symptom of a society that, along with the cult-like following of a man who stands for great verbs without any substance, and the lack of respect for the family, for integrity, for loyalty and for common decency shown by our various political leaders, is slowly begging for socialist policies, begging for entitlements, begging for higher taxes and begging to kill conservatism?
Let’s hope that is not what is happening–or Lord help us all.
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