Please Help Me Interpret These Useful Signs
For a break in politics I need your help. Maybe you could let me know what your ideas are for what these road signs mean. I have collected these over the years from various sites and find them intriguing. It is an example of local, state and Federal government (from the US and abroad) believing that you are too stupid to properly function in society. I’ve given my belief on their meaning but am open to all suggestions–just in case I ever actually encounter such signs.
There shall be no grown men holding the hands of young girls.
In Russia women with ponytails cannot play golf with chiseled men.
Allowed forms of playtime in all San Francisco area parks.
Warning: Car Bomb area.
Designated area for feeding your young daughter to alligators.
Caution: When falling from our building you may have hot coffee poured on your crotch on the way down.
It shall be prohibited for the hand of God to throw a baby next to a car.
Urinating in front of someone who is trying to “do #2” is prohibited.
All help would be appreciated.
-Murphy (still in seattle-still going nuts)